Today, it was announced that Ariana Grande, the very tiny pop star with the very big voice,u00a0is launching a fragrance. Just like Lady Gaga, Beyoncu00e9, Rihanna, andu00a0Britney Spearsu00a0before her, Grande has succumbed to the vast, vacuous world of celebrity perfumes. They have bottled her soul u2014 her very essence u2014 and then watered it down and added a little bit of u201ceau de cupcakeu201d so the kids will Valentino Shoes enjoy it. In other words, today is the day that Ariana Grande officially becomes a celebrity. Congrats, girl!

Further details on the scent are yet to be released. Although, Ariana did tell WWD that sheu2019s u201calways been obsessed with perfume,u201d even going so far as to carry u201clikeu00a0six different scents in my bag, another three in my suitcase, and another couple in my car.u201d u00a0

Given Arianau2019s penchant for bows, bunny ears, and the color pink, weu2019re going to take an educated guess and say that the scent will stay safely in the u201csweet, gourmandu201d category. When you spray it onu00a0(using a pink atomizer, perhaps?), it will release a magical mist of rainbows and fairy dust u2014 the liquid version of Glitter (sorry, Valentino Sale Mariah, I had to!) u2014 and have a faint smell of brand-new lipstick, fresh from the tube. It willu00a0remind youu00a0of your favorite, indulgently fruity drugstore hairspray (you know, the one you used in junior high), and it will linger on your skin and clothes for just as long.